Arts & Entertainment
Q & A : The Ghost of Billy Barty
The worlds most famous little person answers our questions from the great beyond in a tell all interview that is sure to rock the very foundations of the hollywood midget/dwarf community. All the sordid scandals, backstage secrets and lurid tales involving: Ron Howard, Sid and Marty Kroft, The Happy Hooker and more.
Tough Guy Face Off:
Toshiro Mifune Versus Steve McQueen
In the much anticipated finale of our endless quest to define Hollywood's toughest tough guy, the world's most legendary samurai ass kicker and the embodiment of diamond-hard coolness and quiet strength square off in a showdown for the ages. And the winner is...
Bob Ross Dissed In The Afterlife
In life he was a gentle, peaceful man content to paint serene swaths of happy little trees and mountains for PBS enthusiasts who liked their artwork simple and their TV undemanding. All is not so placid in the hereafter, though, as he has discovered how little respect he really gets from the art world's deceased elite. More.
Alan Alda Transcendent
Alan Alda has transmogrified into an omniscient, cosmic uber being and has ascended to his new sanctum, a bio-piezoelectric living moon that he has constructed using his vast new powers called Prometheon, from which he will now observe and guide humanity and other neotechnologial sentient races.
Red Tornado: The Movie
Production has halted on the newest supehero blockbuster epic, Red Tornado, as a myriad of controversial problems have beset the cast and crew, causing a veritable whirlwind of accusations, infighting and finger pointing. At the center of the vortex, the volatile star of the film, Red Tornado himself. The inside track.
Reality Show Sued For Sexism
The connoisseurs of reality television amongst our readership will certainly be aware of the controversy surrounding the hot new game show Ball Blasters and it's all-male casting policy. The furor has increased as women's groups have now launched a discrimination lawsuit intended to castrate the production team's abilty to provide high quality, nut-crunching fun. Full story here.
The Story of Rock & Roll
We get the questions a lot. What is Ken's connection to the wild, hedonistic world of Rock and Roll? Just how is it he that has managed to create so many dear friends and bitter enemies in the music industry? Well, true believers, ask no more. Here are the answers you've been seeking at last. Read on, if you dare.
A True Hollywood Story
Here's a tale both poignant and heartwarming, tragic and uplifting. Its the tale of an artist, a man with a heart so big he couldn't help but feel the pain of all the people of the world and, thus, express it profoundly in his art. Read and learn...and weep with us all.
Keith Richards, Vampire Hunter
You know him and love him as the veteran rock and roll guitarist of the Rolling Stones, talented, wild, hedonistic. But did you know that, while you sleep unaware, he patrols the night, protecting the innocents from horrors our simple minds are unwilling to even begin to comprehend? Read on.
Nugent Cookbook Rocks!
In a monumental publishing event not unlike the controvertial debut of James Joyce's Ulysses in 1922, veteran rocker/NRA activist Ted Nugent and his wife/babe Shemane have released a tome of such profound impact that it is an indisputable instant front runner for the Nobel Prize in Literature. Read our review here.
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