"Reads kind of like being in a headlock
while someone scrapes the top of your
head with a cheese grater."
"Frankly, I found myself
hoping a rogue asteroid
would hit the Earth
while I was reading it."
Prof. Brian Cox
"File under Fuck-tastic!"
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"An appalling abuse of the
otherwise respectable language
we call english."
"I tried to burn it but...
it wouldn't burn..."
Walter Langdon, The New York Post
First Printing Burt Lancaster Press 2005
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