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"Reads kind of like being in a headlock
while someone scrapes the top of your
head with a cheese grater."
Gore Vidal

"Frankly, I found myself
hoping a rogue asteroid
would hit the Earth
while I was reading it."
Prof. Brian Cox

"File under Fuck-tastic!"
Leonard Beanbonnelle,
Entertainment Weekly

Hurdy Gurdy Publications 2011
Trade paperback reprint.
Features a scathing new introduction by Stamford Buckforth Pimplton III
$14.95
Plus Shipping
E-mail Stig Marmoset for details.

The Reviews Are In:

"Astonishingly irrelevant."
Boston Globe Magazine

"An appalling abuse of the
otherwise respectable language
we call english."
Booklist

"I tried to burn it but...
it wouldn't burn..."
Walter Langdon, The New York Post

First Printing Burt Lancaster Press 2005
Mass market editions are sold out.
We still have a small quantity of the Limited First Printing Leatherbound Autograph Edition in stock, priced at only
$349.99
Plus Shipping
E-mail Customer Service for details.

The Acclaimed Bestseller

"This fucking guy should be
disembowelled before he
ever has the chance to put
pen to paper again."
Book Review

"The most frightening look
into a mind askew since that
Tony Danza autobiography."
The New Yorker

"It made me feel dirty."
Salman Rushdie

First Printing St. Knott's Press
2001
All editions available.
$5.99
Two for $10. Free Shipping.
Free with any purchase of two Ken
Socrates "Where's he at?" T-shirts.

E-mail The Janitorial Staff for details.

The Controversial Account

"It's not just that he's got the
history flat out wrong, it's the
violent, belligerent manner in which
he assaults you with his lies."
Kirkman Reviews

"I was honestly just hoping that
no one would see me reading it."
Klondike_Man, Amazon Reviewer

"About as accurate as an aimed fart."
Lydia Lunch

Flat Earth Publishing House 1992
Mass Maket Paperback.
$7.99
Unedited, Pre-Lawsuits versions
no longer "officially" available

E-mail Mike Starr for details.

Also Available:

Last Rights Press Ballyhoo Printing
19891997