I am The Word Dog.'

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Hi there. Ken Socrateez here. Welcome to my web site full of crazy hijinks and nutty stories where me and my peeps go all wild and stuff. I have lots of friends and they all think it's pretty g.d. cool that I have my own web site where lots of people read all the awesome stuff that I write. That's why they call me The Word Dog. Cuz I'm pretty awesome with words and writing stuff. So why don't you hang out here and chill with some dudes who know where it's at. Rock on!

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The man can flat out play.Rock and Roll Bad Boys
Friday night down at the rec center hall is party night for The Bad Boys of Rock and Roll. That's when my uncle, Timmy Tunes, and his posse of hard rockin' jammers takes the stage for three solid hours of free form improv new wave music. Last Friday was their one hundreth show and it turned out to be the ultimate jam session.



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