Links

As improbable as it sounds, Ken Socrates has managed
to acquire a number of friends and associates during his
travels. Many of these dubious individuals of questionable
character also maintain websites of their own which Ken,
due to either loyalty or blackmail, feels the need to pimp.

The Bourbon Asylum - Part blog part repository for the diversely maniacal writings of a truly dangerous mind known as The Gonz O'Lager. This is a man that the internet should fear utterly for he has the power to bend it to his will like an im- pressionable young whore. Embrace the Bad Craziness. Read it.

nocandyasses.com - Everyone here at the KSWNO re- members Ozzy McGurt, of course. Some with fondness, others with terror, a few with odd, awkward fascination. The man bulk of righteousness now holds forth on matters sporting and other- wise in a realm where the candy assed are simply not welcome.

Minty Pineapple - No one's entirely sure what's up with this guy. Sure, we know he makes movies that are funny as shit. We know he's on his way to becoming a youtube mega- star. He could give indie filmmaking the shot of pee-your-pants hilarity that it needs. But seriously. What is up with this guy?

Chippy McGuinness - What more can we say about Chippy that she hasn't already beaten into us with her own two fists? The woman is taking the worlds of sports journalism and prostitution by storm, leaving participants of each wet, broken and sobbing in her tempestuous wake. Pay attention or pay up.

The Douglas Adams Continuum - A site devoted to the brilliant author for whom it is named, run by a Mad Swede and populated by the lovliest loonies the internet has to offer. If you enjoy H2G2 in all it's forms and the myriad of other BopAd works or if you've a bit of HWC to offer up, be sure and drop by.

The Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs - "The Bureau of Sasquatch Affairs' mission is to enhance the quality of life, promote economic and ecological opportunity, and to carry out the responsibility to protect and improve the trust assets of Sasquatch, Sasquatch culture and Cascadian native hominoids."